A LEFT-HANDED LETTER SIR, TO DR. SHERIDAN*, 1718. DELANY reports it, and he has a shrewd tongue, That we both act the part of the clown and We lye cramming ourselves, and are ready to burst, Though Delany advis'd you to plague me no longer, Would, as he lay under, cry out, Sirrah! yield. them : Went triumphant to church, and fang ftoutly Te Deum. So the famous Tom Leigh, when quite run aground, Comes off by out-laughing the company round. The humour of this poem is partly loft, by the impoffibility of printing it left-handed as it was written. My My offers of peace you ill understood : good? your own 'Twas to teach you in modefter language your duty; The oftener you fall, the oftener I beg your pardon for using my left-hand, but I was in great hafte, and the other hand was employ'd at the fame time in writing some letters of business. I will fend you the reft when I have leifure but pray come to dinner with the company you met here last. A MOTTO for Mr. JASON HASARD, WOOLLEN-DRAPER in DUBLIN; Whofe Sign was the GOLDEN-FLEECE. ASON, the valiant prince of Greece, JAS From Colchos brought the Golden Fleece: We comb the wool, refine the ftuff, For modern Jafons, that's enough. Oh! could we tame yon watchful * Dragon, • England. ΤΟ TO DR. SHERIDAN, 1718. WHATE'ER your predeceffors taught us, I have a great esteem for Plautus; And think your boys may gather there-hence The rogue too vicious and too prophane is. Down in the Strand*, juft where the New Pole is ; You will not find it in the Vatican. Proceed to Tragicks: firft, Euripides At least, I'm well affur'd, that no folk lays The fact may not be true; but the rhyme coft me fome trouble. SwIFT. But, But, above all, I prefer Æfchylus, Whose moving touches, when they please kill us. I chose those rhymes out for their difficulty; DR. SHERIDAN TO DR. SWIFT. 1719. DEAR Dean, fince in cruxes and puns you and I deal, Pray why is a woman a fieve and a riddle? "Tis a thought that came into my noddle this morning, you Sir? "Not I, by my troth, Sir."-Then read it again, Sir. The reason I send you these lines of rhymes double Is purely through pity, to fave you the trouble Of thinking two hours for a rhyme as you did last ̧ When your Pegasus canter'd in triple, and rid fast. 8 As As for my little nag, which I keep at Parnaffus, With Phoebus's leave, to run with his affes, He goes flow and fure, and he never is jaded, While your fiery steed is whipp'd, fpurr'd, bastinaded. THE DEAN'S ANSWER, IN reading your letter alone in my hackney, Your damnable riddle my poor brains did rack nigh. And when with much labour the matter I crackt, I found miftaken in matter of fact. you A woman's no fieve (for with that you begin) Because she lets out more than e'er fhe takes in. And that she's a riddle, can never be right, For a riddle is dark, but a woman is light. But, grant her a fieve, I can fay fomething archer; Pray what is a man? he's a fine linen fearcher. Now tell me a thing that wants interpretation, What name for a* maid, was the firft man's damnation? If your worship will please to explain me this rebus, I fwear from henceforward you fhall be my From my hackney-coach, Sept. II, 1719, past 12 at noon. • A damfel, i. e. Adam's hell.. Phœbus. STELLA'S |