TRAULUS. PART I. A DIALOGUE BETWEEN TOM AND ROBIN.* 1730. THE Dean in his Speech to the Corporation of Dublin, complains of the strictures passed upon him by Lord Allen. His lordship's allegations that Swift was disaffected, produced the following severe retort. See Vol. VII. pages 270-276, 284. TOм. Say, what can Traulust mean By bellowing thus against the Dean? your own merit, your friends are authorized the more to proclaim it. "Your generosity and easiness of temper, is not only obvious in your common affairs and conversation, but more plainly evident in your darling amusement, that opener and dilater of the mind, music; from your affection to this delightful study we may deduce the pleasing harmony that is apparent in all your actions; and be assured, Sir, that a person must be of a very divine soul, who is so much in love with the entertainment of angels. "From your encouragement of music, if there be any poetry here, it has a claim, by a right of kindred, to your favour and affection. You were pleased to honour the representation of this play with your appearance at several times, which flattered my hopes that there might be something in it which your good nature might excuse. With the honour I here intend for myself, I likewise consult the interest of my nation, by shewing a person that is so much a reputation and credit to my country. Besides all this, I was willing to make a handsome compliment to the place of my pupilage, by informing the world that so fine a gentleman had the seeds of his education in the same University, and at the same time with, Sir, your most faithful and most humble servant, "GEORGE FARQUHAR.” * Son of Dr. Charles Leslie. † Joshua Lord Allen.-F. VOL. XII. 2 C Why does he call him paltry scribbler, ROBIN. Forgive him, Tom: his head is crackt. Which gave the Dean the name of Drapier? T. Such friendship never man profess'd, Yet still insist the man is mad. T. Yet many a wretch in Bedlam knows R. Why, Tom, the man has lost his wits.* "In vain would his excusers endeavour to palliate his enormities, by imputing them to madness, because it is well known that madness only operates by in flaming and enlarging the good or evil dispositions of the mind," &c. Vindication of Lord Carteret, Vol. VII. p. 285. T. Agreed and yet when Towzer snaps The neighbours all cry, "Shoot him dead, R. Tom, you mistake the matter quite ; He prates in spite of all impediment, While none believes that what he said he meant ; Puts in his finger and his thumb To grope for words, and out they come. He calls you rogue; there's nothing in it, He fawns upon you in a minute: "Begs leave to rail, but, d-n his blood! By G-! I'll bring you off as clean-"* T. The scrubbiest cur in all the pack * This is the usual excuse of Traulus, when he abuses you to others without provocation.-SWIFT. I own, his madness is a jest, If that were all. But he's possest Incarnate with a thousand imps, To work whose ends his madness pimps; In Scripture to the devil assign'd; What spirit, since the world began, TRAULUS. PART II. TRAULUS, of amphibious breed, Changing still, and still adhering; Fierce in tongue, in heart a coward; Ever dearest friendship swearing: Where he loves, or where he hates; Let me now the vices trace, The mother of Lord Allen was sister to Robert, Earl of Kildare. † John, Lord Allen, father of Joshua, the Traulus of the satire, was son of Sir Joshua Allen, Lord Mayor of Dublin in 1673, and grandson of John Allen, an architect in great esteem in the reign of Queen Elizabeth. |