Religion he wishes may daily increase, But thinks her at present so much out of case, That as for her pastors he fairly would quarter 'em, Since Semen* ecclesiæ sanguis est martyrûm. Or grant them united, his project will hold, And still the church flourish, though never so old, While from her own members her nature she draws, As bears in Westphalia by sucking their paws. But, lastly, to sum up your long accusation, He votes for the drovers that eat up the nation; They eat up the nation! (that scandal sarcastic Was broach'd by some covetous, proud ecclesiastic ;) They eat up the nation who float it with milk, And bring us in brandy, tea, claret, and silk; The drovers are honest men to all intents, Their votes they bestow us, and pay us our rents. Sir Thomas loves mutton and beef in their prime, And hopes to see nothing but stock here in time; The drovers he stands for, and tells you, moreover, That old father Abraham was but a drover : But as for your rectors, and bishops, their masters, Those mere allegorical, nominal pastors, He wishes their drivers to heaven would speed 'em, And deems them a burthen to true British freedom. Then who would endeavour to render notorious A knight so undaunted, a patriot so glorious? Who, sir, but the vilest of scribblers, or rather That dreadful Drawcansir, who libell'd his father? But tremble, ye wretches, for know the next session Each sinner shall pay for his present transgression. To work when the serjeant and I set our engines, Such sage resolutions shall pass with a vengeance, That you and the clergy shall all be as mute As fishes, and dumb as a church-mouse to boot. The press shall be bound to such narrow restriction, A capital letter shall pass for conviction. If in a whole poem, without rhyme or reason, One- but appear, then it shall be high treason. In crying of paper, but journals and votes. *The seed of the church is the blood of her martyrs. And if any person should ever think fit Each senator circumspect there shall, before him, All true loyal members shall vote for a tax, That error in state which so long hath prevail'd, Thus we with our brethren shall strengthen the union, No merchant or tradesman shall then demand payment, Whoever gainsays them, shall then be forthwith, Two printers, who were sent to Newgate by the Irish House of Commons, for printing a very innocent paper on quadrille. +Tom Smith, the keeper of Newgate, a most cruel, barbarous, inhuman, mercenary wretch. On the back of this paper these.-A Vindication of S. T. P. sent me by an unknown hand, May 1736. By Dunkin, I am sure. ON DR. RUNDLE, BISHOP OF DERRY. 1734-5. MAKE Rundle bishop! fie for shame! A bishop in the isle of saints! How will his brethren make complaints! Yet, were he Heathen, Turk, or Jew: From rogues who ne'er believed a God? VOL. XII. 2 E For liberty a champion stout, Say, how did Rundle undermine 'em? Our bishop's predecessor, Magus, As not the handiwork of God; ,, Dear Baldwin * chaste, and witty Crosse,+ How sorely I lament your loss! * Richard Baldwin, Provost of Trinity College in 1717. He left behind him many natural children. † Rector of St. Mary's, Dublin, in 1722; before which time he had been chaplain to the Smyrna Company. See the Epistolary Correspondence, May 26, 1720. That such a pair of wealthy ninnies Should slip your time of dropping guineas; EPIGRAM. FRIEND Rundle fell, with grievous bump, Poor rump! thou hadst been better sped, Would needs have kept thee from the ground. A CHARACTER, PANEGYRIC, AND DESCRIPTION OF THE LEGION CLUB. 1736. THIS poem was the last of any importance that the Dean ever composed. While engaged in retouching it, one of his fits of giddiness and deafness returned with such intense violence, that he never recovered from the consequences. The occasion of the satire is thus stated by my learned friend Mr. Berwick: "In the year 1733, a petition was presented to the House of Commons by Dr. Swift, Dr. Archibald Stewart, John Grattan, Daniel Jackson, &c., in behalf of the clergy of Ireland, to be heard by counsel, on a clause in the heads of a bill to encourage the linen manufacture, &c. See some reasons against the bill for settling |