SIR, DEAN SWIFT'S ANSWER TO VERSES BY DR. SHERIDAN. IN reading your letter alone in my hackney, Your damnable riddle my poor brains did rack nigh; And when with much labour the matter I crack'd, I found you mistaken in matter of fact. A woman's no sieve, (for with that you begin) Because she lets out more than e'er she takes in ; And that she's a riddle can never be right, For a riddle is dark, but a woman is light; But grant her a sieve, I can say something archer, Pray what is a man? he's a fine linen searcher. tion? Now tell me a thing that wants interpretation, What name for a maid was the first man's damna[rebus, your worship will please to explain me this I swear from henceforward you shall be my Phoebus. From my hackney-coach, Sept. 11, If 1712, past 12 at noon, CADENUS AND VANESSA. 1713. THE shepherds and the nymphs were seen Accusing the false creature man: The brief with weighty crimes was charged, "That Cupid now has lost his art, But women now feel no such fire, Or some worse brute in human shape, Engross the fancies of the fair; The few soft moments they can spare And in its narrow circle gathers Nothing but chaff, and straws, and feathers : Stops thus, and turns with every wind; The fault must on the nymphs be placed, The pleader, having spoke his best, Had witness ready to attest, Who fairly could on oath depose, Nor further these deponents knew ;- The cause appear'd of so much weight, That Venus, from her judgment-seat, Desired them not to talk so loud, Else she must interpose a cloud; For if the heavenly folk should know These pleadings in the courts below, That mortals here disdain to love, She ne'er could show her face above; For gods, their betters, are too wise To value that which men despise. And then, (said she,) my son and I Must stroll in air, 'twixt earth and sky; Or else, shut out from heaven and earth, Fly to the sea, my place of birth, There live, with daggled mermaids pent, And keep on fish perpetual Lent.' But since the case appear'd so nice, She thought it best to take advice. The Muses, by their king's permission, Though foes to love, attend the session, And on the right hand took their places In order; on the left, the Graces; To whom she might her doubts propose On all emergencies that rose. The Muses oft were seen to frown, The Graces half-ashamed look down; And 'twas observed there were but few Of either sex among the crew, Whom she or her assessors knew. The goddess soon began to see Things were not ripe for a decree, And said she must consult her books, The lovers' Fletas, Bractons, Cokes. First to a dapper clerk she beckon'd As for Tibullus's reports, They never pass'd for law in courts; For Cowley's briefs, and pleas of Waller, Still their authority was smaller. There was on both sides much to say; Long bills, and answers stuff'd with lies, She threw her law-books on the shelf, |