SCENE IV.-Between Troy and the Grecian Camp. Alarums: Excursions. Enter THERSITES. That dis THER. Now they are clapper-clawing one another; I'll go look on. sembling abominable varlet, Diomed, has got that same scurvy doting foolish young knave's sleeve of Troy there in his helm: I would fain see them meet; that that same young Trojan ass, that loves the whore there, might send that Greekish whoremasterly villain, with the sleeve, back to the dissembling luxurious drab, of a sleeveless errand. O'the other side, the policy of those crafty swearing rascals, that stale old mouse-eaten dry cheese, Nestor, and that same dog-fox, Ulysses,-is not proved worth a blackberry :They set me up, in policy, that mongrel cur, Ajax, against that dog of as bad a kind, Achilles: and now is the cur Ajax prouder than the cur Achilles, and will not arm to-day; whereupon the Grecians begin to proclaim barbarism, and policy grows into an ill opinion. Soft! here come sleeve, and t' other. Enter DIOMEDES, TROILUS following. TRO. Fly not; for, shouldst thou take the river Styx, THER. Hold thy whore, Grecian!-now for thy whore, Trojan !-now the sleeve, now the sleeve! [Exeunt TROILUS and DIOMEDES, fighting. Enter HECTOR. HECT. What art thou, Greek, art thou for Hector's match? Art thou of blood and honour? THER. No, no:-I am a rascal; a scurvy railing knave; a very filthy rogue. HECT. I do believe thee;-live. [Exit. THER. God-a-mercy that thou wilt believe me; But a plague break thy neck for frighting me! What's become of the wenching rogues? I think they have swallowed one another: I would laugh at that miracle. Yet, in a sort, lechery eats itself. I'll seek them. [Exit. SCENE V.-The same. Enter DIOMEDES and a Servant. DIO. Go, go, my servant, take thou Troilus' horse 15; Present the fair steed to my lady Cressid: 17 NEST. Go, bear Patroclus' body to Achilles; That what he will he does; and does so much Enter ULYSSES. ULYSS. O courage, courage, princes! great Achilles That noseless, handless, hack'd and chipp'd, come to him, • Sculls-shoals of fish. We have the word in Milton ('Paradise Lost,' book vii.):- Glide under the green wave, in sculls that oft b Strawy. This beautiful epithet is found in the quarto; the folio has straying. AJAX. Were I the general, thou shouldst have my office Enter TROILUS. TRO. O traitor Diomed!-turn thy false face, thou traitor, DIO. Ha! art thou there? AJAX. I'll fight with him alone: stand, Diomed. Dro. He is my prize. I will not look upon. Enter HECTOR. HECT. Yea, Troilus? O well fought, my youngest brother! [Exeunt. [Exeunt fighting. Enter ACHILLES. ACHIL. Now do I see thee:-Ha!-Have at thee, Hector. HECT. Stand, stand, thou Greek; thou art a goodly mark:- -- [Exit. [Exit. I'll frush it, and unlock the rivets all, But I'll be master of it:-Wilt thou not, beast, abide? [Exeunt. SCENE VII.-The same. Enter ACHILLES, with Myrmidons. ACHIL. Come here about me, you my Myrmidons; In fellest manner execute your arms. a Frush-break to pieces. [Exeunt. SCENE VIII.-The same. Enter MENELAUS and PARIS fighting: then THERSITES. THER. The cuckold and the cuckold-maker are at it: Now, bull! now, dog! 'Loo, Paris, 'loo! now my double-henned sparrow! loo, Paris, 'loo! The bull has the game :-'ware horns, ho! [Exeunt PARIS and MENELAUS. Enter MARGARELON. MAR. Turn, slave, and fight. THER. What art thou? MAR. A bastard son of Priam's. THER. I am a bastard too; I love bastards: I am a bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valour, in everything illegitimate. One bear will not bite another, and wherefore should one bastard? Take heed, the quarrel 's most ominous to us: if the son of a whore fight for a whore, he tempts judgment: Farewell, bastard. MAR. The devil take thee, coward! [Exeunt. SCENE IX.-Another Part of the Field. Enter HECTOR. HECT. Most putrified core, so fair without, Thy goodly armour thus hath cost thy life. Now is my day's work done: I'll take good breath: [Puts off his helmet, and hangs his shield behind him. Enter ACHILLES and Myrmidons. ACHIL. Look, Hector, how the sun begins to set; Darking-so the folio; the common reading is dark'ning. [HECTOR falls. |