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Cafes and Charallers.

32 alas! here, as is but too often the cafe among medical writers, is a plain contradiction.

For if Mufa ufed them, who lived before Galen, who fays it happened in his own time, Galen must be mistaken, and the more fo, as Areteus, a predeceffor to Galen, with but little variation, mentions the fame ftory, and moreover fays of it," that it was a tale not very certain, although not altogether incredible." Celfus feems likewife to allude to the fame story, as the learned Dr. Heberden, in his note on his brother's account of the cure of the leprofy in Madeira, informs us, in article II. of the New Medical Tranfactions.

But after all, it seems a mere fable, as there are but too many fuch attached to our art, unless they were far fuperior to thofe of our own days in wifdom and virtue; befides, it is much more likely a ferpent would fhun, than be allured to fuch ftrong liquor as wine, to which most animals have a natural averfion.

In short, whether we confider the hiftory, or mystery, of the ferpent, as the inftrumental introducer of fin, ficknefs, and death, in these fublunary regions, it feems most unnatural, and repugnant to all fenfe and reason, to fly to him for health and long life, who was the original caufe of death, and it looks as if the devil himself herein impofed upon our forefathers, and had a great hand in the invention.

The volatile falt of vipers, which I have paid two guineas an ounce for, is reckoned, because fo coftly, very choice, when, in my humble opinion, there is no material difference between falt of vipers, and any other volatile fal: extracted by chemistry; for that, as it is a mere creature of the fire in that form, it retains no more virtue than what is common to all falts of that fort. And as to viper broth, fo much recommended, plain veal and cock broth are cheaper, pleafanter, more nourishing, and natural, by far. Wherefore, as whim introduced vipers, among the Latins, first into practice, credulity continued their ufe, and craft made a trade of them, no deference at all is due to the authority of ancient writers thereon.

To conclude. The frequent difappointment of cure therefrom, their

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great dearness, the disagreable idea attending the preparation and use of them, with the strong averfion of fwal lowing ferpents, I think are reafons fufficient for us honeftly to undervalue fuch unnatural drugs, and to prevail for the ancient and ugly ufe of vipers, to be wholly laid aside. Your's,

J. Cook. From Lewis's Cafes and Characters. Patriot King displayed; in the Life of Henry VIII. King of England = A performance of great Merit.

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UT the throne, though filled by a woman, is declared the fole fountain of jurifdiction, in whatever concerns religion.”

And why not? Is not an English woman, of fenfe and fpirit, as likely to rule with difcretion, as an old woman at Rome, past her fenfes, and twice a child? A matter of mighty triumph this to fenfelefs bigots, who make not truth their fearch. The cafe is this: Whether difputes about tithes, offerings, marriages, wills, &c. may not as well be determined in England, by English judges, and established laws, in courts held by the king's authority, as at Rome, by Italians, in courts held by authority of the pope? Is an Englishman lefs juft, knowing, or equitable, than an Italian? Is not juftice as likely to be had upon the fpot, as at nine hundred miles diftance? To carry witnesses, attend courts, and fee council at Rome, is this a privilege worth dying for? A legate, even in popith times, was thought ftill more oppreffive. Cardinal Wolfey, the laft pope's legate but Pole this nation was plagued with, took five per cent. for probate of wills; had he taken fifty, no poffible redress was there, but by an appeal to Rome, from whence the remaining fifty would not have brought them back again.

Should we not juftly laugh at Italians, were they, for confcience fake, to put themselves under the jurifdiction of Canterbury? Have they lefs reafon to laugh at the English, who cannot die in peace, if not fubject to their affuming ufurper Against fuperior force there is no remedy, but to be voluntary flaves to a foreign power, indicates a foul unnaturally debafed, by an artful, but moft flagi

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Character of Bishop Fisher.

tious education. But God had given Henry a wife, intrepid, and underftanding heart; he faw the cheat, hurled the pope from his ufurped fupremacy, and resumed it to himself, whofe right it was, and where the duty of his station, his people's welfare, and his own honour, obliged him to fix it.

The fupremacy thus fettled by parliament, all the members fwore to obferve it; the fubjects were required to take the same oath: Fisher and More refufed it, and were therefore sent to the Tower, and in the following feffion were condemned, by parliament, to perpetual imprisonment. Faction running high, the king was advifed to put the laws in execution. To reprefs the spirit of rebellion by fuch an example, it was judged expedient to bring them both to the block; and as they were really men of fome figure, and the block and halter feldom fail to raife compaffion, they are looked upon as a fort of Catholic faints, and afford ample matter for declamation.

By the laws of his country was Fisher condemned. He lived fome time afterward by the king's grace and favour. In these circumftances did the pope create him a cardinal: Thus impudently afferting that fupremacy to himfelf, which the laws had juftly transferred to the king. So that to let Fisher live, thus circumftanced, would have been an evidence of weaknefs, or fear, or confcious guilt, in the English government; would have been, in effect, to repeal its own law; to deprive the king of his title and authority; and the kingdom of its inde pendence; in a word, to own the pope fupreme. In fuch a cafe, a prince lefs refolute than Henry would have fuffered the law to take its course. It did fo. And Cardinal Fisher loft his head. He died for the pope, and at the pope's door lies the blood of that martyr; a martyr for the very quin teffence of flavery, ftupidity, and folly.

Fither was Henry's preceptor. He had learning, was devout, a perfecutor, fuperftitious alfo, or knave enough to favour, if not to be an accomplice with the holy maid of Kent, a pretended prophetefs, in her impious and treafonable machinations; and was too obftinate to acknowledge his er Jan. 1769.

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ror, even after the maid herself, and other accomplices, had confeffed their guilt, and were hanged for it." The views of this holy maid's vitions and prophecies were to have Henry affaffinated. Now if this precept or would gladly have murdered his royal pupil, by other hands; and this royal pupil fuffered his iH defigning preceptor to die, as the law required; fay, thou candid world, on which fide lies ingratitude and guilt? Fifher's not confeffing his fault, after the villainy was detected, though he knew the king juttly expected fuch a confeffion, exhibits no fmall appearance of malice prepenfe, and that he continued filent and fullen, in hopes his reputation might keep up the credit of that lewd nun, till fome inflamed enthufiaft could perpetrate the horrid deed. I judge of a tree by its fruit; of men by their deeds. God only knows the heart. I therefore propofe this not as a certainty, but as a probable fufpicion. Which fufpicion lies equally heavy upon Sir Thomas More, who, after the clearest conviction, would not blaft the credit of their prophetic proftitute any further, than to believe her under the influence of an evil spirit, Now, an evil spirit was as likely to know as good one, if there was really a project in hand to take off the king. But let the impartial judge, whether any fuch project had the coun tenance and benediction of these two holy, perfecuting, popish martyrs.

Going to execution, Fiber opened the New Teftament, and prayed fuch a place might turn up, as might comfort him in his last moments. The words that occurred were, "This is life eternal, to know thee the only true God, and Jefus Chrift whom thou haft fent." He shut the book, and continued meditating upon these words to the laft. And do they not exhibit a ftrong reproof? As much as to fay, "What is the pope to thee, or thou to the pope? Why doft thou murder thyfelf for what thou haft no concern in? Wouldst thou obtain eternal life, know the only true God, and that Jefus is his meffenger."

For the fame filly caufe died Sir Tho mas More. "A man (faith that faithful and laborious martyr Tindal, who lived at that time) nothing inferior to Wolfey, for lying, feigning,

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and bearing two faces in one hood."
That happy expreffion, Two faces in
one hood, exhibits a more lively picture
of the man, than any of those left us
by his friend Hans Holbein.

Real Character of Sir Thomas More.

More was chancellor, his father a judge. His cuftom was, in a morning, in Westminster-hall, to aík a bleffing from his father on the King's-Bench, and then to enter the court of Chancery. Was this humility or vanity? Did not the father exult in having his fon chancellor? Was not the chancellor pleased in having a judge for his father? Was it not an illaudable oftentation of filial piety? A blowing the trumpet before alms? A fafting with a dirty face, to be feen of men ?

Facetious he was, and a joker to fuch a degree of affectation as not to refrain even upon the fcaffold; yet fo gloomy a bigot, as, in defence of monks and monafteries, to write a fupplication in behalf of the fouls in purgatory. His friend Erafmus, who calls himanother Democritus, fays, "he had a perpetual grin upon his face, and affectedly walked with one shoulder higher than the other." And, "a man's attire, exceffive laughter, and gait, fhew what he is," faith the wife fon of Sirach. When lord chancellor, he was caught in the quire in a surplice, amongst the finging men, by Norfolk. "God's body, quoth the duke, what! A parish clerk! You difhonour the king and his officer."And what had an old fellow past fifty, enjoying a fpirited fecond wife, to do with a hair fhirt, and a whip with knotted cords to flog himself withall? Did he understand the ufe of that difcipline? had he read the lives of the faints? was all fair? That flogging affair fo tickled the fancy of that proud and Jurly Jefuit, Petavius, that he was fometimes obliged to fend for a furgeon. Whether More went to that extremity, fon Roper doth not say.

More, in his Utopia, au imaginary kingdom of his own creating, allows liberty of confcience: But in England, he was a fierce and bloody perfecutor. Which fhews, he knew what was right, and approved it, but acted the contrary. "If men cannot pull that malicious folly [herefy] out of his poifoined obftinate heart, I would rather be content, that he were gone in time, than over long to tarry to the deftruc

Jan. tion of others." That is the cafe. Murder the fincere, the pious creature, and fend him to the devil, out of pure charity, and to do God fervice.

So honourable, in his eftimation, was the office of a perfecutor, that he would have it infcribed upon his tomb, that he was a plague to thieves, murderers, and heretics, "furibus, homicidis, hæreticis moleftus."-Surely, in the net that thou fpreadeft, in the fame waft thou taken. And hadft thou known one of the first principles of nature and of grace, instead of cutting filly jokes upon the fcaffold, thou wouldft, with that better inftructed Canaanite, have cried out, with deep contrition of foul, "As I have done, fo God hath requited me."-Though a man of parts and learning, he had an opinion of the Kentish prophetess, as was just before obferved; and when the cheat was detected, owned, and punished, he believed her under the influence of an evil spirit. He either had not fenfe to fee, or honesty to confefs, that it was a politic and party piece of roguery.-Seeing Henry's book against Luther in manufcript, he advised him to put out what he had faid of the pope's power, left, upon a future quarrel, it fhould be turned against him; yet himself died for the pope's power. So that there seems to be two faces in one hood throughout.

But the punishing of poor heretics by the fcourge and fire, did not fatisfy More's zeal, or rather his thirst after the applaufe of men; but he muft alfo turn fcribbler against them. Behold a fpecimen.

"Mayfter Martin Luther, himself beying fpecially borne agayne, and new created of the Spirit, whom God, in many places of holy fcripture, hath commanded to keep his vowe made of chastity.-So far contrary thereunto, toke out of religion a spouse of Chrift, wedded her himself, in reproach of wedlock called her his wife, and made her his harlot; and in double defpite of marriage and religion, both lived with her openly, and Ïyeth with her nightly, in fhameful inceft, and abominable bitchery."-Such the delicacy of a courtier.---And in his Latin answer to Luther, he has thrown out the greatest heap of nafty language, that perhaps ever was put together. The book throughout is no

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Of the Old thing but downright ribaldry, without a grain of reason to fupport it. Yet fo highly pleased were the clergy, to have their mumpfimus defended in any manner, that in their convocation they made a collection for him, of four or five thousand pounds; which at this day would be worth forty thoufand. But More was too juft, or too proud, to accept of a farthing.

In a vifit to More, did Erafmus, in feven days, write his celebrated Moriz Encomium, or, Praise of Folly. Which he also infcribed to More. In which performance, Folly juftifies herfelf with much wit and learning, by fhewing, in how great repute the is with all ranks and orders of men. But triumphs indeed, and indicates uncommon pleasure, at her conformity with the catholic church, and in the number and variety of fooleries to be met with in popery. Now Erafmus was too good natured, and too well bred a man, to have made fo free with thofe holy fooleries, in a book dedicated to More, and wrote under his roof, had he not known, that More had the fame contempt for them, that be himself had. Which yields farther grounds for fufpicion, that he really bore two faces in one hood: and that he wrote, and perfecuted, and died, to gain the praise of men, rather than from any motive of religion. And if fuch was really the cafe, let others determine which was most predominant in him, the knave or the fool."

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Law Latin.

Reflections on the Old Law Latin, introduced by Edward III. From Blackstone. HIS technical Latin continued in ufe from the time of its firft introduction, till the fubverfion of our antient conftitution under Cromwell; when, among many other innovations in the law, fome for the better and fome for the worfe, the language of our records was altered and turned into English. But, at the restoration of King Charles, this novelty was no longer countenanced; the practifers finding it very difficult to exprefs themselves so concisely and fignificantly in any other language but the Latin. And thus it continued without any fenfible inconvenience till about the year 1730, when it was again thought proper that the proceedings at law hould be done into English, and it

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was accordingly fo ordered by statute 4 Geo. II. c. 26. This was done, in order that the common people might have knowledge and understanding of what was alledged or done for and against them in the process and pleadings, the judgment and entries in a caufe. Which purpose I know not how well it was answered; but am apt to fufpect that the people are now, after many years experience, altogether as ignorant in matters of law as before. On the other hand, these inconveniencies have already arisen from the alteration; that now many clerks and attorneys are hardly able to read, much lefs to understand, a record even of fo modern a date as the reign of George the Firft. And it has much enhanced the expence of all legal proceedings: For fince practifers are confined (for the fake of the ftamp duties, which are thereby confiderably increased) to write only a stated number of words in a fheet; and as the English language, through the multitude of its particles, is much more verbose than the Latin, it follows that the number of fheets must be very much augmented by the change. The tranflation alfo of technical phrases, and the names of writs and other procefs, were found to be fo very ridiculous (a writ of nifi prius, quare impedit, fieri facias, habeas corpus, and the reft, not being capable of an English dress with any degree of ferioufnefs) that in two years time a new act was obliged to be made, 6 Geo. II. c. 14. which allows all technical words to continue in the ufual language, and has thereby almost defeated every beneficial purpofe of the former ftatute.

What is faid of the alteration, of language by the ftatute 4 Geo. II. c. 26. will hold equally ftrong with refpect to the prohibition of ufing the antient immutable court hand in writ ing the records or other legal proceedings; whereby the reading of any record that is forty years old is now become the object of fcience, and calls for the help of an antiquarian: But that branch of it, which forbids the use of abbreviations, feems to be of more folid advantage, in delivering fuch proceeding from obfcurity: According to the precept of Justinian; “ne per fcripturam aliqua fiat in pofterum dubitatio, jubemus non per figilorum captiones

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Imports and Exports from the Weft-Indies, &c.

et compendiofa aenigmata ejufdem codicis
textum confcribi, fed per literarum confe-
quentiam explanari concedimus."
View of our Commerce with the Welt-
Indian Sugar Ilands. (See p. 670.)

IMPORTS from the English Weft India

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£. 11,407,548 3 which is 2,281, 509 l. 125. 8 d. per ann. on a medium of faid five years. EXPORTS to the English Weft India Inlands.

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which is 785.545%. 25. 4d. per annum on a medium of faid five years.

Upon the face of thefe custom houfe accounts it appears that there is a ba lance against Gr. Britain of 1,495,954 1. 10 s. 4d. per annum, and by the fame accounts that the balance against her annually increases. But to reduce this balance, which appears upon this comparative view of direct exports and imports, let us fuppofe, as we did in the cafe of the northern colonies, that the errors of entry and of valuation will admit of one third more to the amount of the export, though by no means juft even for a comparative view of the value of the two fets of colonies to Great Britain: For not above one fourth of the exports to the Northern colonies is in foreign goods, whereas to the Weft India islands two thirds of the amount of exports are in foreign goods; therefore there is not that latitude for erroneous entries as there is to the continent, it being impoffible to make wrong entries for goods entitled to a drawback, as all thofe of foreigners are.

Then with the additional value to the imports mentioned under the account thereof, and the additional value to the exports just stated, the account will ftand thus

Imports, 3,422,264 9
Exports, 1,047,060 3 I

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£2,375,204 5 11 Balance

against Great Britain.

But out of this balance must be ftruck

what the fugar planters pay the Irish for provifions, and the British merchants for flaves. As to the Irish provifions, the islands take but a malk part of their confumption from them; they being chiefly fupplied from North America. And as to what they pay the British merchants for flaves, it is almost impoffible to fix with preciuon; but to allow that the annual cost of negroes is equal to the whole annual export from Great Britain to Africa, we shall not be impeached for being under the mark at leaft, when it is confidered that part of the produce of that export is returned in gold duft, dying woods, and elephants teeth, to Great Britain; part of it goes to fupply foreign plantations, with negroes, and part of it goes in flaves to the continent colonies from Pennsylvania to Florida, where a stock of 70,000 negroes is to be kept up in proportion to that of 250,000 in the fugar colonies. Now the whole export to Africa per ann. upon a medium of the above five years, is 433,529 l. 17 s. 8 d. which being deducted from the above ba lance of 2,375,204 l. 5 s. 11 d. leaves ftill an annual balance against Great Britain of 1,941,674 l. 85. 3 d. while the poor northern colonies have a ba lance in favour of Great Britain of 1,000,000 l. which all their other trade cannot pay, they being constantly in debt to Great Britain; when these fugar iflands would be worth little to their owners, in comparison of what they are now, if it was not for cheap and ready fupplies from the northern colonies, of lumber for the building their houses, fugar-mills, cafks to con tain their produce, hories, provisions of the cheapest kind for feeding their flaves in particular, and fhips to bring home their produce at the cheapest rate known.

Tranflation of a Letter from M. Paoli,
the Brave Corfican Chief.
SIR,

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