Drown your morals, madam cries, DRAPIE R's HIL L. * Written in the Year 1730. W give the world to understand, Cur thriving dean has purchas’d land; A purchase, which will bring him clear * The dean gave this name, tween that and Market-bill, to a farm called Drumlack, and intended to build an houle which he took of Sir Arthur upon it, but afterwardschansAcheson, whose seat lay be- ed his mind. And And from his endless hoarded store * Medals were caft, many honour of the author, under figns hung up, and handker- the name of M. B. Drapier, chiefs made with devices, in The The Grand Question debated. WHETHER Hamilton's *Bawn should be turned into a Barrack or a Malt-House.. Written in the Year 1729. full of care, TH "HUS spoke to my lady the knight Let me have your advice in a weighty affair. This f Hamilton's bawn, whilst it sticks on my hand, I lose by the house what I get by the land; But how to dispose of it to the best bid der, For a § barrack or malt-house, we now must consider. * A Bawn was a place near + A large old house, two the house, inclosed with mud miles from Sir Arthur Acheson's or stone walls to keep the seat. cattle from being stolen in the $ The army in Ireland is night. They are now little lodged in strong buildings used. over the whole kingdom, I Sir Arthur Acheson, at called Barracks. whose seat it was written. First, let me suppose I make it a malt house, Here I have computed the profit will fall t'us; There's nine hundred pounds for labour and grain, I increase it to twelve, so three hundred remain; A handsome addition for wine and good chear, Three dishes a day, and three hogsheads a . year : With a dozen large vessels my vault shall be stor’d; Nolittle scrubjoint shall come on my board: And you and the dean no more shall com bine To stint me at night to one bottle of wine: Norshall I, for his humour, permit you to purloin A stone and a quarter of beef from my fir loin. If I make it a barrack, the crown is my tenant ; My dear, I have ponder'd again and again In poundage and drawbacks I lose half my on't : rent, Whatever they give me, I must be content, Or join with the court in ev'ry debate; And rather than that I would lose my eftate. Thus ended the knight : thus began his meek wife; It must, and it shall be a barráck, my life. . I'm grown a meer mopus; no company comes, But a rabble of tenants, and rusty dull *Rums. With parsons what lady can keep herself clean! I'm all over daub'd when I sit by the dean. But if you will give us a barrack, my dear, The captain, I'm sure, will always come here; I then shall not value his deanship a straw, For the captain, I warrant, will keep him in awe ; Or should he pretend to be brisk and alert, Will tell him that chaplains should not be so pert; * A cant word in Ireland for a poor country clergyman. That |