Nor think yourself secure in doing wrong your wealth make no parade ; At least, before your master's debts are paid, Nor in a palace,built with chargeimmense, Presume to treat bim at his own expence. Each farmer in the neighbourhood can count, To what your lawful perquisites amount. The tenants poor,the hardness of the times, Are ill.excuses for a fervant's crimes. With interest, and a premium paid beside, The master's pressing wants must be sup ply'd; With hafty zeal behold the fteward come y his own credit to advance the sum; Who, while th ynrighteous mammon is his friend, Maywell conclude his pow'rwill never end. A faithful treas'rer ! what could he do more? Helends my lord, what was my lord's before. The law foftrialy guards the monarch's health, That no physician dares prescribe by stealth The The councilsit; approvethe doctor's skill; breed? Suppose your lord a trusty servant fend On weighty bus’ness to fome neighb'ring friend ; the boats, Presume not,Gay, unless you serve a drone, Should fome imperious neighbour. sink . Shall he upon the ducal rights intrench, Because he brib'd you with a brace of tench? doats ; Nor from your lord his bad condition hide Or Or swear it rottèn*; and with humble airs Request it of him to compleat your fairs. Nor when a mortgage lies on halfhis lands, Come with a purse of guineas in your hands. Have Peter Waters always in your mind; That rogue of genuine mysterial kind Can halfthe peerage by his arts bewitch; Staryetwenty lords to make one scoundrel rich: And when he gravely has undone a scoré, Is humbly pray'd to ruin twenty moret. A dexterous fteward, when his tricks are found, Hush-money sends to all the neighbours round; His master, unsuspicious of his pranks, Pays all the cost, and gives the villain thanks. And should a friend attempt to set him right, His lordship would impute it all to spight; Would love his fav’rite better than before, And trust his honelty just so much more, Thus families like realms with equal fate Are sunk by premier ministers of state. Some, when an heir succeeds, go boldly • These lines are thought wainscots, stairs, door-cases, to allude to some story concerning a great quantity of + He had practised this trade mahogany declared rotien,and for many years with succes, En applied by somebody to Thus etc. on, And, as they robb’d the father, robb’d the fon. A knave, who deep embroils his lord's affairs, Will soon grow necessary to his heirs. His policy consists in setting traps, In finding ways and means, and stopping gaps: He knows a thousand tricks whene'erhe please, Though not to cure, yet palliate each disease. In either case an equal chance is run; For keep, or turn him out my lord's un done. You want a hand to clear a filthy sink; Nocleanly workman can endure the stink. A strong dilemma in a desperate case! To act with infamy, or quit the place. A bungler thus, who scarce the nail can hit, With driving wrong will make the pannel split : Nor Nor dares an abler workman undertake To drive a second, left the whole should break. In ev'ry court the parallel will hold; And kings, like private folks, were bought and fold. The ruling rogue, who dreads to be cashier'd, Contrives, as he is hated, to be fear'd: Confounds accounts, perplexes all affairs; For vengeance more embroils, than skill repairs. So robbers (and their ends atejust the same) To’scape enquiries leave the house in flame. I knew a brazen minister of state. Who bore for twice ten years the public hate. In every mouth the question moftin vogue Was, when will they turn out this odious rogue? A juncture happen'd in his highest pride: While he went robbing on,old master died. We thought there now remain'd no room to doubt; His work is done, the minister must out. The court invited more than one or two; Will you Sir Spencer? or, will you, or you? But |