And now, the ladies all are bent Spread all their charms to catch a f—; For, as when we a gun discharge, The ladies vanish in the finother To confer notes with one another; And now they all agreed to namę Whom each one thought the happy dame. Quoth Neal, whate'er the reft may think, I'm fure 'twas I, that smelt the ftink. You smell the stink ! by G― you lye, Quoth Rofs, for I'll be fworn 'twas I, Ladies, quoth Levens, pray forbear, Let's not fall out, we all had share, Dd4 And And by the most I can discover, A LOVE POEM FROM A PHYSICIAN to his MISTRESS. *Written at London in the Year 1738. BY poets we are well affur`d That love, alas! can ne'er be cur'd; A complicated heap of ills, Defpifing bolufes and pills. Ah! Chloe, this I find is true, Since first I gave my heart to you. Now, by your cruelty hard-bound I ftrain my guts, my colon wound: Now, jealoufy my grumbling tripes Affaults with grating, grinding gripes: When pity in those eyes I view, My bowels wambling make me pew: When I an am'rous kifs defign'd, I belch'd a hurricane of wind. Once you a gentle figh let fall, Remember how I fuck'd it all; * Dean Swift was not in London after the year 1727. What What colic pangs from thence I felt Had you but known, your heart would Like ruffling winds in caverns pent, Which, breaking out in boils and blanes, On a PRINTER's being fent to Newgate, by BET ETTER we all were in our graves Worse than the anarchy at sea, Where fishes on each other prey; Where Where ev'ry trout can make as high rants On the Little House by the Church-yard of Caftlenock. WHOEVER pleafeth to enquire, Why yonder fteeple wants a The grey old fellow poet * foe * Mr. Beaumont of Trim. For, For, by the laws of gravitation, This is the little ftrutting pile, You fee juft by the church-yard ftile; The walls in tumbling gave a knock; And thus the fteeple gave a fhock From whence the neighbouring farmer calls The fteeple, Knock; the vicar, + Walls, The vicar once a week creeps in, Sits with his knees up to his chin; Here conns his notes, and takes a whet, Till the fmall ragged flock is met. A traveller, who by did pafs, Obferv'd the roof behind the grass; On tiptoe ftood and rear'd his fnout, And faw the parfon creeping out; Was much furpriz'd to fee a crow Venture to build his neft fo low. A school-boy ran unto't, and thought, The crib was down, the black bird caught. A third, who loft his way by night, Was forc'd for fafety to alight, + Rev. Archdeacon Wall. And |