The GRAND QUESTION, &c. T Written in the Year 1729. HUS fpoke to my Lady, the Knight full of Let me have your Advice in a weighty Affair, Hand, I lose by the Houfe what I get by the Land; For a ↑ Barrack or Malt-boufe, we must now confider, FIRST, let me fuppofe, I make it a Malt-house : Here I have computed the Profit will fall t'us, There's nine hundred Pounds for Labour and Grain, I increase it to twelve, fo three hundred remain ; A handfome Addition for Wine and good Chear. Three Dishes a Day, and three Hogfheads a Year. With a dozen large Veffels my Vault shall be stor❜d, No little fcrub Joint fhall come on my Board: And, you and the Dean no more shall combine, To ftint me at Night to one Bottle of Wine; Nor A large old House two Miles from Sir A—— A—'s Seat. + The Army in Ireland is lodged in ftrong Buildings over the whole Kingdom, called Barracks. Nor fhall I, for his Humour, permit you to purloin And rather than that, I would lose my Estate; THUS ended, the Knight: Thus began his meek It must, and it shall be a Barrack, my Life. And not among Ladies to give themselves Airs. THUS argu'd my Lady, but argu’d in vain ; The Knight his Opinion refolv'd to maintain. BUT, * A Cant Word in Ireland for a poor Country Clergyman. BUT, * Hannah, who liften'd to all that was past, And could not endure fo vulgar a Taste; As foon as her Ladyfhip call'd to be dreft, When I faw him so often with † Darby and Wood. DEAR Madam, had you but the Spirit to teaze, You might have a Barrack whenever you please : And, Madam, I always believ'd you so stout, That for twenty Denials you wou'd not give out. If I had a Husband like him, I purtest, 'Till he gave me my Will, I would give him no Reft: DEAR Madam, whene'er of a Barrack I think, An I were to be hang'd, I can't sleep a Wink : For, if a new Crotchet comes into my Brain, I can't get it out, tho' I'd never so fain, * My Lady's Waiting Woman. I Two of Sir A -'s Managers. I fancy already a Barrack contriv'd At Hamilton's Bawn, and the Troop is arriv'd: Now, fee, when they meet, how their Honours behave; Noble Captain, your Servant, your Slave; Sir Arthur You honour me much-the Honour is mine'Twas a fad rainy Night-but the Morning is finePray, how does my Lady?My Wife's at your Service I think I have seen her Picture by Jervis. Good morrow, good Captain,I'll wait on you down You fhan't ftir a Foot-You'll think me a Clown.- Go, bring me my Smock, and leave off your "Thou haft certainly gotten a Cup in thy Pate. Pray, Madam, be quiet; what was it I faid? You had like to have put it quite out of my Head. NEXT Day, to be fure, the Captain will come At the Head of his Troop, with Trumpet and Drum, Now, Madam, obferve, how he marches in State: The Man with the Kettle-drum enters the Gate; Dub, Dub, dub, a-dub, dub. The Trumpeters follow, O law! the sweet Gentleman, look in his Face; And his Horse, the dear Creter, it prances and rears, With Ribbons in Knots, at its Tail and its Ears; At laft comes the Troop, by the Word of Command Drawn up in our Court, when the Captain cries, Stand. Your Ladyship lifts up the Safh to be seen, (For fure I had dizen'd you out like a Queen) The Captain, to fhew he is proud of the Favour, Looks up to your Window, and cocks up his Beaver. (His Beaver is cock'd; pray, Madam, mark that, For, a Captain of Horfe never takes off his Hat; Because he has never a Hand that is idle; For, the Right holds the Sword, and the Left holds the Bridle.) Then flourishes thrice his Sword in his Air, As a Compliment due to a Lady so fair; How I tremble to think of the Blood it hath spilt! |