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rigorously for vain pleasures, which passed away like a dream:

Pardonne alors, Seigneur, si, plein de tes bontés,
Je n'ai pu concevoir que mes fragilités,
Ni tous ces vains plaisirs que passent comme un songe,
Pussent être l'objet de tes severités ;
Et si j'ai pu penser que tant des cruautés.
Puniraient un peu trop la douceur d'un mensonge.

Epitre sur la Mort, au Marquis de la Fare.

QUACK, (OR CHARLATAN.) The abode of physicians is in large towns; there are scarcely any in country places. Great towns contain rich patients; debauchery, excess at the tables, and the passions, cause their maladies. Dumoulin, the physician, who was in as much practice as any of his profession, said when dying that he left two great physicians behind him,-simple diet and soft water.

In 1728, in the time of Law, the most famous of quacks of the first class, another named Villars, confided to some friends, that his uncle, who had lived to the age

of nearly an hundred, and who was then killed by an accident, had left him the secret of a water which could easily prolong life to the age of one hundred and fifty, provided sobriety was attended to. When a funeral passed, he affected to shrug up his shoulders in pity: “ Had the deceased,” he exclaimed, " but drank my water, he would not be where is." His friends, to whom he generously imparted it, and who attended a little to the regimen prescribed, found themselves well, and cried it up. He then sold it for şix francs the bottle, and the sale was prodigious. It was the water of the Seine, impregnated with a small quantity of nitre, and those who took it and confined themselves a little to the regimen, but above all those who were born with a good constitution, in a short time recovered perfect health. He said to others" It is your own fault if you are not perfectly cured. You have been intemperate and incontinent, correct yourself of these two vices, and you will live an hundred and

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fifty years at least.” Several did so, and the fortune of this good quack augmented with his reputation. The enthusiastic abbé de Pons ranked him much above his namesake marshal Villars. “ He caused the death of men,” he observed to him, “ whereas you make men live."

It being at last discovered that the water of Villars was only river water, people took no more of it, and resorted to other quacks in lieu of him.

It is certain that he did much good, and he can only be accused of selling the Seine water too dear. He advised men to temperance, and so far was superior to, the apothecary Arnault, who amused Europe with the farce of his specific against apoplexy, without recommending any virtue.

I knew a physician of London named Brown, who had practised at Barbadoes. He had a sugar-house and negroes, and the latter stole from him a considerable sum.

He accordingly assembled his negroes together, and thus addressed them :-"My friends," said he to them, “ the great serpent has appeared to me during the night, and has informed me that the thief has at this moment a paroquet's feather at the end of his nose.” The criminal instantly applied his hand to his nose.

" It is thou who hast robbed me," exclaimed the master; “ the great serpent has just informed me so:” and he recovered his money. This quackery is scarcely condemnable, but then it is applicable only to negroes.

The first Scipio Africanus, a very different person from the physician Brown, made his soldiers believe that he was inspired by the gods. This grand charlatanism was in use for a long time. Was Scipio to be blamed for assisting himself by the means of this pretension? He was possibly the man who did most honour to the Roman republic; but why the gods should inspire him has never been explained.

Numa did better : he civilized robbers, and swayed a senate composed of a portion of them which was the most difficult to govern. If he had proposed his laws. to the assembled tribes, the assassins

of his predecessor would have started a thousand difficulties. He addressed himself to the goddess Egeria, who favoured him with pandects from Jupiter; he was obeyed without a murmur, and reigned happily. His instructions were sound, his charlatanism did good; but if some secret enemy had discovered his knavery, and had said, “Let us exterminate an impostor who prostitutes the names of the gods in order to deceive men,” he would have run the risk of being sent to heaven like Romulus.

It is probable that Numa took his measures ably, and that he deceived the Romans for their own benefit, by a policy adapted to the time, the place, and the early manners of the people.

Mahomet was twenty times on the point of failure, but at length succeeded with the Arabs of Medina, who believed him the intimate friend of the angel Gabriel. If

any one at present was to announce in Constantinople that he was favoured by the angel Raphael, who is superior to Gabriel in dignity, and that he alone was to be believed, he would be publicly impaled. Quacks ought to know their time.

Was there not a little quackery in Socrates with his familiar demon, and the express declaration of Apollo, that he was the wisest of all men? How can Rollin in his history reason from this oracle? Why not inform youth that it was a pure imposition ? Socrates chose his time ill: about an hundred years before he might have governed Athens.

Every chief of a sect in philosophy has been a little of a quack; but the greatest of all have been those who have aspired to govern. Cromwell was the most terrible of all quacks, and appeared precisely at a time in which he could succeed." Under Elizabeth he would have been hanged; under Charles II. laughed at. Fortunately for himself, he came at a time when people were disgusted with kings: his son followed, when they were weary of protectors.

Of the Quackery of Sciences and of Literature. The followers of science have never been able to dispense with quackery. Each would have his opinions prevail; the subtle doctor would eclipse the angelic doctor, and the profound doctor would reign alone. Every one erects his own system of physics, metaphysics, and scholastic theology; and the question is, who will value his merchandise? You have dependants who cry it up, fools who believe you, and protectors on whom to lean.

Can there be greater quackery than the substitution of words for things, or than a wish to make others believe what we do not believe ourselves ?

One establishes vortices of subtile matter, branched, globular, and tubular; another, elements of matter which are not matter, and a pre-established harmony which makes the clock of the body sound the hour, when the needle of the clock of the soul is duly pointed. These chimeras found partisans for many years, and when these ideas went out of fashion, new pretenders to inspiration mounted upon the ambulatory stage. They banished the germs of the world, asserted that the sea produced mountains, and that men were for, merly fishes.

How much quackery has always pervaded history: either by astonishing the reader with prodigies, tickling the malignity of human nature with satire, or by flattering the families of tyrants with infamous eulogies !

The unhappy class who write in order to live, are quacks of another kind. A poor man who has no trade, and has had the misfortune to have been at col. lege, thinks that he knows how to write, and repairing to a neighbouring bookseller, demands employment. The bookseller knows that most persons keeping houses are desirous of small libraries, and require abridgments and new tables, orders an abridgment of the history of Rapin Thoyras, or of the church; a collection of bon mots from the Menagiana, or a dictionary of great men, in which some obscure pedant is

placed by the side of Cicero, and a sonneteer of Italy as near as possible to Virgil.

Another bookseller will order romances or the translation of romances. If you have no invention, he will say to his workman-You can collect adventures from the grand Cyrus, from Gusman d'Alafrache, from the Secret Memoirs of a Man of Quality or of a Woman of Quality; and from the total you will make a volume of four hundred pages.

Another bookseller gives ten years' newspapers and almanacks to a man of genius, and says—You will make an abstract from all that, and in three months bring it me under the name of a faithful History of the Times, by M. le Chevalier **, Lieutenant de Vaisseau, employed in the office for foreign affairs.

Of this sort of books there are about fifty thousand in Europe, and the labour still goes on like the secret for whitening the skin, blackening the hair, and mixing up the universal remedy.




of the Religion of the Quakers.* I have thought that the doctrine and history of a people so extraordinary as the quakers merited the curiosity of a reasonable man. To instruct myself in it, I went to find one of the most celebrated quakers of England, who after having been thirty years engaged in commerce, knowing when to set bounds to his fortune and desires, had retired to a village near London. I went to seek him in his retreat; it was a small but well-built house, ornamented with neatness alone. The quakert was a vigorous old man, who had never

This article and most of those which treat of English philosophy and literature, appeared about the year 1727, when the author returned from England. It is well known that these works then made much noise under the title of “ Lettres Philosophiques.”—French Ed.

+ His name was Andrew Pitt, and all this, with the exception of few slight circumstances, is exactly true. Andrew Pitt after.

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