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1 Believe Mr. Law is as much embarraffed to keep up the Credit of his Miffiffipi Project, as our Neighbours the D to find Ways and Means to make good Deficiencies.

I Believe that the Great Athanafius was not fo wicked as fome Writers have made him; and I believe there is no Neceffity for putting him into the Kalendar.

I Believe he was not the Author of the Creed which goes by his Name.

I Believe the Story is True of the Butcher's cleaving the Pericranium of a Levite, whom he caught in Bed with his Wife; and that the Clergyman fpoke from his Heart, when - (upon the Jury's acquitting the Butchers of Murder) he faid, If fuch Things are suffered, there will be na living for us,

1 Believe that Sir Harry Wooton fpoke with the Spirit of an Englishman, who, when he was asked by a Monk, Where was your Religion before LUTHER Anfwered without Hefitation, In the Bible, where your's never was.

I Believe there was many an honest Gentleman in the Army, who never faid Amen heartily to the following Petition in our Common-Prayer-Book; Give Peace in our Time,

O Lord.

I Believe that Self-prefervation is the firft Law of Nature, and confequently that Resistance is lawful on many Accounts, any Thing contained in Dr. Sacheverell's Doctrine to the 1. contrary, notwithstanding.

I Believe that Ariftocracy is inconfiftent with the Conftitution of Great Britain.

I Believe there are many of our British Youth

who glory in deflouring a Virgin: "Ti, ftabbing a Perfon that's weak and defencelefs; and I believe the Mock Hero will gain as little Applaufe by the Action, as a General who fhould draw down all his Forces and Artillery, to oblige a poor Country Village to furrender.

1 Believe that Lord have Mercy upon us ought to be writ on every Man's Door, if it be a damnable Sin to refift upon any Pretence whatfoever.

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Believe there is Prieft-Craft in England, as well as in Popish Countries.

I Believe that one Man cannot ferve two Mafters; if fo, how can Pluralities be juftified?

I Believe that no Ecclefiaftic has Power, to Force or Bind Men's Confciences.

I Believe there are more Ways to ParadifeRow, than going thro' Chelsea-College.

I Believe that Three are more than One, and One is not as many as Three.

I Believe it is better to continue the War with Spain, than to give up Gibraltar or Port-Mahon.

I Believe he's no Friend to Great Britain, whe would advife the Surrender of either.

I Believe that thofe Bs were Proteftants who figned an Addrefs to his Majefty, declaring their Deteftation of the late unnatural Rebellion.

I Believe that the late Duke of Ormond repents his flying from England.

1: Believe he had never been impeached had he stayed.....

I Believe he has Reason to curfe the Hour in which he was Prieft-guided.

I Believe that Scammony is a Drug of the Convolvulus or Caterpillar kind; that our prefent Stammony is different from the Scammony of the Ancients, and is adulterated; that which is black is not much esteemed.

I Believe that Scammony wants a Corrector, and is very Adhesive.

I Believe that the Compilers of our CommonPrayer-Book were very fenfible, that every Man muft needs be in a languishing Condition, who enters into the State of Matrimony; elfe why did they place the Vifitation of the Sick immediately after that Piece of Formality.

I Believe that Cardinal Alberoni is in Lim.

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I Believe that the Jacobite Faction do not relifh his Confinement.

I Believe there are many in Places of Profit, who were averfe to the Hanover Succeffion.

I Believe I could name fome.

I Believe a perpetual Motion may be found at Billingfgate.

I Believe that fome of our Inferior High · Clergy have ftudied Rhetoric in the Billingsgate Grammar.

I Believe that too much Learning will ne'er make 'em mad.

I Believe that Tory and Traitor begin with a Letter, fo do Prieft-craft and Perjury.

I Believe I need not paufe long to determine, whether they are fynonimous Terms.

Believe that to find out a Longitude, a Man would do well to attend a Law-Suit in the Chancery of Ireland.

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