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may be one that having perhaps the Adminiftration of the Treafury or Revenues of Kingdom in his Hands, and having withal a moft corrupt Soul, may have Interefts diftinct from those of the Publick.

The Patriot is far from being a Character of fuch ambiguous Interpretation; his Interefts are interwoven with, and attach'd to A thofe of his Country, and were it poffible he could depart from this Principle, he would from that Moment forfeit the Name and Stile of a Patriot. He quits the calm Retreat of Life, and intermixes with the Embroilments of the State, only because his Country wants his Service. The Promotion of her Advantages, the Defence of her Privileges, and repreffing the Growth of B Court Oppreflions, are his Study and Efforts; he would fcorn to give up the meaneft Branch of Property to the most tempting Bribe from the Hands of Corruption, but chufe rather to fall with his Country, with the Comfort of an unblemish'd Integrity.

Free Briton, Jan. 9. N° 270.

N the Daily Poft-Boy of Jan 7. was the

I following Advertisement,

On the Day of the Meeting of the Parlia•ment will be published, The GRAND ACCUSER the greatest of all CRIMINALS. < Part II. An Argument fhewing, that a Man who endeavoured to fhoot you thro'

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the Head 20 Years ago, ought not to be D regarded, when he informs you that one is ⚫ defigning to knock out your Brains with a Brickbat, but that you ought to let him knock out your Brains, rather than owe your Life to the other's Information.'

This extraordinary Advertisement (fays Walfingham) deferves fome Attention, as it

bears the Marks of the Cabal from whom it undoubtedly comes. The first Point which ftrikes our Obfervation, is that of the Grand Accufer a Perfon who hath thrust himself into all the Affairs of the Publick, tho' difabled by Law to hold the meanest Employment. The next Point is, the Confeflion, which ftands in the Front of the Advertisement, that this Grand Accufer endeavoured to F fboot us thro' the Head 20 Years ago, and is now accufing other Perfons of Defigns to throw Brickbats at us.

This being the Cafe of the late L Bke, as ftated by thofe who are moft uneafy at feeing his Conduct laid open, we are to learn from it, that 20 Years ago he actually endeavour'd our Destruction; that the Gentlemen now in the Miniftry would not G fuffer him to deftroy us; that he, in return, is accufing them of defigning to do us fome Mifchief; and that he is to be believed in his Charge, notwithstanding the Infamy of

his Character, or his Malice against the Minifters whom he accufes.

It is agreed by his wife Apologift, that he would have murdered us, that be would have foot the Body Politick thro' the Head; or, in other Words, that he would have destroyed the Proteftant Succeffion. Are not these Crimes which ought to render any Man incapable of Truft or Belief? let me add, that this Defign to deftroy the Conftitution was, in him, no fudden, no precipitate Measure: It was the Treafon of the Heart, a deliberated Crime, which carried itself into all his Actions, and tainted every Part of his Adminiftration.

But, fuppofing that a Man who hath any Time paft been capable of private Murder, or of publick Deftruction, may become an honeft Man, how is this to appear? Ought it not to be feen from a thorough Alteration of his Manners and his Principles? Now what hath this Gentleman done in the Course of 20 Years to convince us of this Change, that he, who was once fo deep in the Defign of our Deftruction, is to be trufted with our Safety, and to be believed against those who faved us when he would have destroyed

us.

In the firft Place, he fled from the Juftice of his Country, which demanded of him an Answer to the Impeachment of all the Commons of Great Britain, who charged him with High Treafon, and Crimes of the higheft Nature, in betraying the common Caufe of Europe to the common Enemy, diffolving the grand Alliance, and facrificing all the Allies, the Trade, the Faith and Honour of his Country, to the Power of France.

Flying from his Trial, he became an Exile in tha: Country to which he had betray'd his own, and an Emiffary to that Pretender, whom, by repeated Oaths, he had folemnly abjured; fomenting Rebellion against his lawful Prince, and drawing Numbers into Destruction who followed his wicked Ad

vice.

This Rebellion being happily defeated, he fought for Mercy from that Prince against whom he had rebelled, and deferted the Cause which was now without Hopes of Succefs; proftituted himself to earn the Favours which he folicited; became a Spy in foreign Courts to recommend himself to this, and an Agent to enfnare the very Jacobites with whom he had been in Cabals; made the meaneft Supplications to be forgiven; in. triegued, fawned, and flattered; was at last forgiven, returned, and took the Oaths anew which he before had broken.

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Returning to his native Country, by the Mercy of his injured Sovereign, he fued to the Compaffion of Parliament, that he might be restored to his forfeited Inheritance; fetting forth, by his Petition to the House of

Commons, That he was truly concerned for bis Offence; that be bad, in most humble and dutiful Manner, made bis Submiffion to bis Majefty, and given his Majefly the strongest Affurances of bis inviolable Fidelity, and of bis Zeal for bis Majefty's Service, and for the Support of the prefent happy Eftablishment; which bis Majefty bad been graciously pleafed to accept.

too well known, amongst the Undertakers,
Coffin-Makers, and Sextons of this City, to
be blafted by your flanderous Pen. Let the
Man alone, and if he has the Art to kill,
by one Drop only, whilst others must fill Vi-
als, and fometimes quart Bottles, before they
can do it, it fhews him to be the greater
Artist.
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You may fay your Pleafure; but 1
fay, a Quack is a very ufeful Perfon in a
Common-wealth, especially where it is too
populous; and for the further Encouragement
of fuch Adepts, I think they ought to be in-
corporated by a Charter, and Mr. Ward to
be the first Master of the Company.

This Petition was recommended to the Houfe of Commons by that Cb. -r of the Exr, who hath fince been rewarded for the Service by every Injury to his Fame from the Hand which owes him this Benefit. It was prefented in that very Month when the Oppofition begun on the Part of the diffatisfied Whigs: After thefe Men had B begun their Quarrel, did be fue for Compaffion, had Compaffion extended to him by the Government and immediately join'd with the Faction against it.

For more than 7 Years before his Return, he was the Spy and the Implement of Power, paying the moft obfequious Court to all Men in great Employments. From the Moment when they gave him Liberty, of a Slave he became a Tyrant; and not content with being restored to that Country, which he had injured and betrayed, infifted on being reftored to thofe Honours and Capacities, which he had polluted by his Treafons, and was, by the Laws of his Country, for ever difabled to bear.

For more than 7 Years fince his Return,

he hath been the Defamer and the Libeller of the Government; oppofing himself to all the King's Measures, and endeavouring to make odious the Perfons of all the King's Minifters, as the dutiful Return which he is bound to make for the 'Favours he received, and the Performance of his Affurance of bis in

violable Fidelity, and of bis Zeal for bis Majefty's Service.

When I look back for 40 Years paft, it is
with Pleasure that. I reflect upon the many
ufeful Quacks in this City. The firft I fhail
name was Dr. Tom Saffold, the Heel-maker,
who flourished about 40 Years ago, and made
Clap-curing his fole Bufinefs, and used to pub-
lifh his Bills in Verfe, thus:

Here's Saffold's pills, much better than the reft,
Defervedly have gain'd the name of beft:
Tho' 'tis too cheap in any man's own fenfe.
A-box of eighteen pills for eighteen pence,
By which the Doctor demonftrated, that he
was as good a Poet, as he was a Phyfician:
'But as fuch useful Men do not live always,
fo the great Saffold made his Exit, to the
great Regret of the whoring Part of the
Town.

After him, or, about that Time, up started
DSir Will. Read Mountebank, Oculift, and
fworn Operator for the Eyes. This Man was
an excellent Scholar, only he had the Misfor-
tune that he could not read one Word: How-
ever he was knighted, and kept a Chariot,
and that was better. 1 think his Original was
a Taylor, if he had any earthly Original at
all, which I am not very certain of; or whe-
Stage and all: However, he slept with his
ther he did not drop down from the Moon,
Fathers; and in his Stead, up popped honeft
Roger Grant the Tinker, of whom a Friend
of mine once fung,

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From this Difplay of his Conduct, we are to judge whether he hath merited so much Truft of his Country, as from having been the greatest of their Criminals, to be received as the Accufer of their Friends: Whether he, with all this Perjury, Perfidy, and In. gratitude, with fo much Malice against this Adminiftration, is a competent Accufer of F any Minifter, or to be trufted in any Suggeftion by which he would prejudice the Adminiftration in the Minds of the People of England?

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Her majefly fure was in a furprife,

Or elfe, was very short fighted;
When a tinker was fworn to look after her eyes,

And the mountebank Read was knighted.
This honeft Man, who was really bred a
Tinker, no Doubt, understood the Anatomy
of the Eye exceeding well; for how could it
be otherwife? So that, like all the rest of
that Tribe, fome he put out, and fome he put
in, and fome he put by. Nay furthermore,
he had the Vanity to have his Picture done
upon Copper, and had many printed off, to
prefent to Friends; he prefented one of
thefe to an Acquaintance of mine, who pafted
it up in his House of Office, with thefe Lines
underneath:

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Brethren, and has the prettiest Way to put off his Packets of any Man alive. One Year he informs us Gratis, that all the Woodcocks and Cuckoos go annually to the Moon; another Year he prefents us (Gratis alfo good Man) with an Almanack, crammed with many valuable Secrets; particularly one ReAceipt, to choak thofe noxious Vermin the Buggs, and another to make Sack-whey And had he but also told us his Secret how to catch Crab-Lice, and how to make Snares for Butter-flies, it would have been an Almanack far exceeding Partridge or Poor Robin.

A tinker firft bis feene of life began; That failing, be fet up for cunning man: But wanting luck, puts on a new disguifé, And now pretends, that be can mend your eyes: But this expect, that like a tinker true, Where be repairs one eye, be puts out two. This trusty Roger made a Blaze like other Meteors, and then was quite extinct. And Moorfields being a Place much noted for Mad men and Mountebanks, with a little sprinkling of Conjurers; there flourished for fome Years the very ingenious Dr. Trotter, the Fortune-teller, who for 12 Penny-worth of Money, difpenfed as much good Fortune to his Followers, as was richly worth two and twenty Pence: But he died, as other People do, when Fortune failed him, and his Time was B

Come.

In the fame Fields, fprung up the stuttering unborn Doctor, as he called himself; who, as he told the Mob, kept a Stage upon his own Ground. That and his Stammering, and calling himself the unborn Do&or, took ftrangely with the Mobility, they fuppofing he had been cut out of his Mother's Belly. But here lay the Joke: When a Gentleman afked him, How he came to be an unborn Doctor? he fluttered an Answer thus, Wb-wb why is any Ma-man bo-bo-born a Do-ddoctor? And if f-fo, then I am an un-bo boborn Do-do-doctor, an't I? He did not flourish very long: But whether, out of Love to his dear Country, he went for a Foot-Soldier, or out of Humility cried Oranges in a Wheelbarrow, I never could learn; but certain it is, he difappeared long fince, to the great Lofs of the Publick.

It might (his Neck-lace I mean) be of great Ufe to thofe that breed Geefe, to hang one of them about the Neck of every Gofling, to make them breed their Teeth without Pain: And however fome may fay (maliciously enough) that he buys broken Marrow-bones of the Butchers to make his Neck-laces out of, I rather think (as the Doctor is a fimilar Fool-lofopher) that he drills them out of the Jaw-bone of an Afs. But be that as it will, or however it may have affifted other PeoCple's Teeth, it has certainly helped the Doctor's own very much, by providing him with many a good Dinner: And let them laugh that win, for there will ftill be Children that want Teeth, and Fools to buy the Necklaces, in Town and Country.

But leaving this learned Man, let us defcend to the famous Doctor, who has taught us to make a Soup, a Hafh, a Fricaffee of DQuick-filver; which you may fwallow, and fh out, and swallow again 50 Times till you are cured, but when that will be, neither you, nor I, nor any body else can tell. And fince a much more ingenious Gentleman has layed the Doctor on his Back, and fhew'd the Abfurdity, as well as Danger of that Practice, I fhall leave him to his more ferious Meditations; hoping, that as he is a Scholar, a Gentleman, and no Quack, like the reft, he will fee his Error, and let Quick-filver reft in quiet.

About that Time appeared another learned Gentleman (whofe Name, to my great Sorrow, I have forgot) who was a great Fortune-teller, and who in his Bills affured us, that he had been the Counselor to the Counsellors of fe- E veral Kingdoms, that he had the Seed of the true Female Fern, and alfo had a Glafs. What this Glafs was, whether a Glass Bottle, or a perspective Glass, or a Glass Eye, or what elfe, I never could learn; but once I had a Curiofity to vifit this great Adept, whom I found very poor, very fhabby, very ignorant, and very filly: What became of him I know not, but his Ufefulness has been long fince loft.

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Then fome Years fince fprung up the learned Dr. Hancock, who inftructed us to cure our felves with cold Water and fewed Prunes: He was a fhining Light, till he was put out by the Writings of fame Men of fuperior Senfe, who filenced the Doctor, and exploded his Doctrine, and kicked it quite out of Ufe, and the G Doctor foon after flipped bis Wind, in spite of the great Plenty of cold Water.

But of all the great Men in the Faculty, commend me to Dr. Anodyne, a Man that has stood his Ground longer than any of his

And now Mr. Bavius, I fhall wind up my Bottom, and tell you, that altho' I think you have done great Service to your Country, in expofing Mr. Ward's Mal-practice, yet I advise you to take Care that he does not fue you for fcandalum Quackatum: And fhall conclude, with this wholfome Advice to all who are inclined to try this old new-revived Remedy:

Before you take bis drop or pill,
Take leave of friends, and make your will.
I am yours, &c.
DEMOCRITUS.

P. S. My Service to my worthy Friend the Worm-doctor, in Laurence-pountney-Lane, whom I forgot to put in the Catalogue of Worthies afore-going; for which I ask his Pardon with both my Hands.

Prompter,

Prompter, Jan. 10, N° 18.

HIS Paper contains a Piece, which the

fes Bon Saam, a Free Negro, at the Head of
those revolted Slaves, who have betaken
themselves to the Mountains, in one of the A
moft confiderable Colonies of the Weft Indies.
(See p. 5.)

Dear Fellows in Arms, and Brothers
in Adverfity!

AD your Sufferings been lefs painful, I

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an Exemption from Danger. But in vain did B
my Courage once exerted, as you have heard,
in Defence of a Mafter, redeem me from the
Name of a Slave! I found no Bleffing in
Freedom; tormented with a livelier Sense of
your Groans, because no longer a Partaker of
your Mifery.

While I was, formerly, one of your Num-
ber, and but a Wretch, among Wretches, IC
wanted Sentiments to reflect, with Juftness,
on the Wrongs we were accuftom'd to fuffer.
Whether ignorant of the Blifs of others, I
difcern'd not my own Mifery: Or, that the
Part I was condemn'd to bear, in fo general a
Calamity, had deaden'd in my Heart that
Pity, which has been awaken'd by my
Change of Fortune. But, I have fince been
taught your Wretchedness, by 16 Years of
Liberty; not fpent in Eafe and Luxury, like
the Lives of our Oppreffors; but in long, la-
borious Diligence in Pursuit of their Arts, and
Capacity; whereby to know, and make
known, that only Education, and Accident,
not Difference of Genius, have been the Cause
of this provoking Superiority, that bids the
Pride of a white Man defpife and trample on
a black one.

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What Preference, in the Name of that myfterious God, whom thefe Infulters of our Colour pretend to worship; what wild imaginary Superiority of Dignity has their pale, fickly Whiteness to boaft of, when compar'd with our Majeftick Gloffiness! If there is Merit in Delicacy, we have Skins as foft as their Velvets: If in Manliness, Confider your F Shape, your Strength, and your Movement! Are they not all eafier, firmer, and more graceful? Let a white Man expofe his feeble Face to the Winds; let him climb Hills, again Rains: Let him go burn his uncover'd Temples in the Heat of High-Noon, as we do. Will he bear it too, as we do? No: The Variations of his changeable Countenance will make manifeft the Faintnefs he was born to. He will be fick, and grow pale, and red, by Turns: He will be baggard, rough, and Sun-burnt. Tho' terrible and haughty to his Slaves, he will lofe all Fierceness in his Eye,

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by the fmalleft Struggle with thofe Elements, which we are Proof against the Rage of

The whole Advantage, then, of these proud Spoilers of the Work of God, who dare make Beafts of human Forms, as noble and more manly than their own, in what confifts it, but fuperior Happiness? They are not wifer by Nature, but more exercis'd in Art, than we are. They are not braver, but more crafty, and affift their Anger by Difcipline. They have Rules and Modes in War; which actuate, as by one Soul, the moft numerous Bodies of arm'd People. While we, depriv'd of fuch Improvement, and acting refolutely, but not dependently, divide and lofe our Firmnefs. You faw the Representation of it, but laft Week, in an Example, from this neighbouring River: As if the God, that animates your Purpose, had commanded it to overflow, for your Inftruction and Warning! Obferve, how narrow it looks at prefent: Yet, because it runs confin'd, within its Banks, hark! How roaringly it rufhes down upon the LowLands of our Enemy! And with how steady and refiftles a Torrent! The other Day, you

faw it broader: For it rofe among the Woods, and almoft floated our Savannab. But, was it the louder, for fuch Breadth? Was it, then, tbus foaming and terrible? Far from it; you can all remember, as I do, that it was then flat, tame, and muddy; and had neither Violence nor Tendency.

As foon as I became able to read, I difcover'd, in the bolieft of all Books, in the Fountain of white Men's Religion; I difcover'd there, with a Mixture of Amazement and propbetic Joy, that the very Man, from whom they had deriv'd the Name they had given me, of Mofes, had been the happy Deliverer of a Nation! Of a Nation chofen and belov'd by God! the Deliverer of this chofen Nation, from juft fuch a Slavery as ours! Juft fo unfair, oppreffive, and unnatural; and, in every Act and Circumftance, resembling that, which you and your Forefathers have groan'd under! Innumerable Thousands of his captive Countrymen were as darkly ignorant as you are: All unknowing their own Rights; and forc'd, like you, to labour for ungrateful, and mercilefs Mafters: Till this firft Mofes, this great Giver of my Name, was called out by Heaven; and thro' a Courfe of miraculous Events, inftructed in the Arts and Learning of thofe infolent Enflavers: That fo he might be worthy, in the Fullness of God's Time, to ftand out, bis Inftrument, for the Redemption of a People.

What now will our Tafk-mafters pretend to object against the Lawfulness of our Revolt? If they fay our Forefathers were Slaves: So were the Ancestors of thofe Heroes, whom their Mofes, their almost worship'd Mofes, deliver'd from Slavery. Will they urge, that they bave paid a Price; and, therefore, claim

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us as their Property? Grant them the Life of a firft unhappy Captive, to repay this Claim of his proud Purchafer. But did they alfo buy his Race? Muft the Childrens Children of this Wretch's Children be begotten, and tranfmitted, to Slavery, becaufe that fingle Wretch himfelf was unfuccefsful in a Battle, and had been put to Sale inftead of Slaughter?

Perife the provoking Image of fo fhameless a Pretenfion! Let them recolle&t, how foon the Profits, which they too well knew to ake, from any one of our poor Father's Tails, repaid them for his barbarous Purchase. Let them tell us, (if they dare fee Truth, in any Light that fhews them not their Intereft) whether all the Pomp, the Pride, the Wan

vannabs for Cattle; and burnt Woods for Corn: And, as other Things, which, we bave not, fhall be wanted, there are so many Outlets and Descents, on every Side, for Excurfion, that we can break down, unexpected, upon the (catter'd Plantations below us; and return with whatever we wish, from the A Store-boufes of our Enemy. Let us therefore reprefs Malice and Cruelty: Let us rather fludy to support our new Liberty, than revenge our paft Slavery. While we train and confirm our Forces, by the Difcipline and Exercise they are beginning to practife, we shall grow ftronger, both by our Skill, and our Numbers: For all of our Colour, whofe Hearts have not whiten'd themfelves, in Terror of their imperious Torturers, will borrow Safety from the Night, and efcape to us from every Quarter. Or, thou'd fuch Opportunities be taken from them, by the Vigilance of their Mafters, we can encourage, and draw them with us, as often as we make Incurfions, thereby weakening at once our Enemy, and encreafing our own Strength, till our very Numbers shall Chave made us invincible.

tennefs, of that Profperity we fee them live in, B is not the Purchase of our Sweat, cur Tears, and our Diftreffes? And fhall they derive their very Luxury from Wretches, to whom they grudge the Bread of Nourishment? Shail they rejoice, but by our Affliction, yet deny their Pity to our Agonies?

Indulge me, dear Friends! Your Permiffion, to fiep bere and weep, I know it is a Weakness: And it shall poffels me but a Moment. I will recover my Voice as foon as I am able; and go on to enumerate your Miseries!

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I know there are fome rafh Spirits among us, who affirm that much more is poffible: Perhaps 'it may be to, to our Courage; but it ought to be unattempted by our Prudence. For, even cou'd we extirpate our Enemies, and drive them out of the Inland, it wou'd be found an unfurmountable Difficulty, without Ships, and unskill'd in Navigation, to maintain our D Poffeffion of the cultivated and open Coafts, against perpetual fresh Supplies, which wou'd be pour'd in, by their Fleets, for Recovery of rich Townships, and Settlements. Whereas, bere, we fhall have only their Pride to contend with Their Avarice will not envy us our Mountains, where, yet, we have every Art, within ourfelves, that can be neceffary for our Support and Security. They taught us these Aris, for our Mifery: But God, more just, and more merciful, has turn'd them to our Benefit.

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Alas! It is not poffible! It is too terrible a Task! I have neither Patience nor Breath enough to find Names for your Sorrows! Wou'd to Heav'n I cou'd as easily banish them from my Memory, as I can forbear to difgrace you by their Defcription! But Fancy will not fuffer me to forget them. Imagination, officious to torment me, invades my Sleep with your Shriekings. My very Dreams are made bloody by your Whips. I am infulted by the Seeffs, the Cruelties, the grinding, biting Infolence, which we train up our poor Children to the Tafte of! Why rejoic'd we at their Birth, unhappy, innocent. Bleeders? Or, why do they fmile in our Faces, fince we intend them but for Anguish and Agony? "Yet, they know we have no Comfort to give them. Such as is ours, they inberit! Happier Parents bequeath Money, and Vanity, and Indolence, to their Offspring. Alas! these are Legacies, for Freemen! We have nothing but our Shame to bestow on our Pofterity: Nothing, but the Shame of our Bafenefs, who have lengthen'd out our Slavery to out-lat even Life, by affigning them our Children, on whom to practife our Tortures. But I have done with the Horrors of this Subje&: You have awaken'd me, by that lamentable Howl, into a Repentance that I touch'd you 200 fenfibly. Let us think then no more upon what we bave fuffer d. Let us refolve to G juffer no longer.

In the Faftrees of thefe inacceffible Mountains, and among Forefts, fo dark and impenetrable, we all have little to fear, if we but continue on the Defenfive. Here are Sa

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I have fhewn Sulphur and Saltpetre to your Captains, in feveral Places, upon our Hills. You have Hand-mills in every Company, for preparing, your Gun-powder, that most precious of all your Poffeffions. You might every where find Iron; but that it abounds in your Enemy's Warehouses. Having Artifts too, who are capable, we might forge our own Arms, if fo much Trouble were neceffary: But there is a nearer Way to obtain 'em. It is but to prevent the Return of those who fhall dare to invade us, and the Arms, which they bring for our Ruin, will enlarge and perpetuate our Protection.

Let us understand then, and accept God's Bounty. Let us divide, and appropriate, the High Lands. Let us plant, and poffefs, for Pofterity. Cultivating Law too, as well as Land, let us, by fubmitting to Government,

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