D'Urfey's mockery of the abortive Whig-Feast. 263 drop out of sight most of his violent Tory ditties. He had learnt to back the winning horse, elsewhere than at Newmarket. If he had been charged openly with having turned his coat, honest Tom would have had in readiness a score of excuses; but it might suffice to say, that he had only acted as aldermen, courtiers, statesmen, warriors, and lawyers had done before him, for their own personal profit under pretence of Protestant zeal; and also, that after having been a sincere Yorkist during the time when nefarious schemes for Exclusion were rife, he had not turned his pen or his back against James the Second until that monarch's own conduct had become outragious, destructive of our national liberties, our Church of England, and every sound principle of constitutional government. W A Scotch Song, sung at the Artillery Feast, 1682. "Oons! what noo is the matter! gud feth! 'tis wondrous strange, The Whiggs do keep such a clatter that nean can pass th' Exchange. They cry braid, it is pitty, their numbers are no more ; The Duke does dine in the City!' and muckle they fear his power. Both the Sheriffs there should ha bin, met for National Good agen, 7 14 Or that their Plotting and Drinking should e're be oppos'd so soon. But when they knew they were barr'd agen, they sent out the Black Guard agen, All our Bonfires were marr'd agen; ' Slaves did shout and roar : Ah, bonny London! thou'rt undone, if e're thou art in their power. 21 Right and Royalty governs, which Rebels would overthrow, 28 [Date, November, 1682. We supply a dropt line.] There had been a Loyal Feast given by the Artillery Company on 20th of April, 1682, to welcome the Duke of York on his return from Scotland: it was preceded by Dr. Thomas Sprat's Sermon at 1 Shaftesbury. 2 Sir George Treby, Sir Thomas Player, and Titus Oates. 3 Tom D'Urfey has forgotten to keep up his Scotch dialect in this final verse. 264 The "Gay Fop-Monarch" and his Henchmen. Bow Church. But the present song, exulting over the Whigs having been baffled, belongs to seven months later, when another similar Feast was given by the Artillery Company, the Duke of York again being their guest, on the 28th November, 1682, at Merchant Taylors' Hall. Once again, the Court was but adopting in reprisal the very system which the disaffected Whigs had often employed to gain popularity and power. Even at Oxford, during the "weeked Parliament" of March 168, Shaftesbury, Russell, Monmouth, and Essex had kept open tables for all comers, to tempt their visitors into sedition by unpaid feasts and revelry. Shaftesbury's policy of flattering the base vulgar, and making treats or banquets alike the bribe and the disguise of treason, is denounced in "The Loyal Scot; an excellent new Song, to a new Scotch Tune," beginning, "Bread of Gued! I think the Nation's mad." After naming him as "that machine of monstrous policy," and "the voice of all the geudly rabble Mobile," it continues; first on Shaftesbury, and next on Monmouth: For, like Roman Cataline, to gain his pious ends, And with Treats and Treason daily crams his City Friends, And with high debauchery they carry on the Cause, And geudly Reformation was the Sham pretence : Then, as Speaker to this Grand Cabal, [=Aldermen. 16 Old Envy Tony, seated at the head o' th' Board, [i.e. Monmouth. 24 But they find he's a Blockhead fitted for their use, A Fool by nature, and a Knave by custom grown; A Gay Fop-Monarch, that the Rabble may abuse; And, their business done, will soon Un-throne. And Jemmy swears and vows, gin he can get the Croon, And profane Lawn-Sleeves and Surplices again must doon, 32 To ridicule the seditious rant which found favour among such conventicle politicians some unidentified scribe wrote a poem of eighty-one lines, which is here given from our Trowbesh Collection, as a record of partizan warfare. We need not reproduce all the redundant capitals and italic type of the original. On the Loyal Apprentices' Feast. [Held at Merchant Taylors' Hall, London, August 9, 1682.] TH He busy Town grew still, and trait'rous Whigs Left Envy's face behind, and sniv'ling Cant, And Hectors turn'd, with Loyalists to rant. I know not which it was, whether they thought Some Conventicling sǝлoч might there be brought Or whether 'twas they scented out some other Warm zealous game, as pasty, pudding-pie, Not "Superstitious" now if Whigs be by! But something 'twas made "Godly'st Men o' th' Nation" And here's a Penitential Psalm of one [April 20, 1682. That tells his Brethren what himself has done Not so the Tories, they must be down-right, But Whigs with Reservation speak and write, And far out-do the greatest Jesuite. Well; "Fools" we must be then, the Whigs will have The foulest crimes, and then they're Saint again. T' intoxicate poor people in the Night. "New Lights" and new discoveries they bring, Dark-Lanthorn Counsels how to 'buse the King; Make every thing ridiculous appear, 20 That pleases him, or any Loyal Peer. And Doctor Crape-Gowns are all Papists too;" 40 266 Loyal Apprentices' Feast, August 9, 1682. A puny Prayer's the best thing, they can tell ye, (Quoth Turn-Coat Whig,) are sottish flatteries; Flock from their shops, t' adore the Idol CROWN! The King and Court can't be more odious made; And yet they're "Loyal still!" But, ye must know, As Brother Poet has at last confest, [Elk. Settle. 60 Who, if he'd hid this truth, had spoil'd his jest. Ay, we've experienc'd well what Loyalty Since 'Forty-One his Brethren-brood and he Are like to shew; which makes us think, and say, But you, brave Loyal Youths (that "Fools and Fops " Shall be protected by the sovereign charms Of Charles and York, and their victorious arms. Say, LONDON'S 'PRENTICES have done the thing, 1 Richard Baxter, the Noncon. divine, was continually getting into trouble at this time, through not concentrating his attention on spiritual matters, but putting in his oar over-zealously where the political factions waged an inglorious boat-race near Billingsgate. The local dialect was employed "liberally." Langley Curtis, publisher of seditious libels, which Henry Care and others had written for hire and mischief; both mentioned already, see pp. 146, 174, 197. D'Urfey's Ballad on Shaftesbury's Speech. 267 [We need afterwards refer to the tune Let Oliver now be forgotten: which is virtually the same tune as An old Woman cloathed in grey (see Popular Music p. 456), and known by the name drawn from an unrecovered song called "How unhappy is Phillis in love!" We give here, in preparation, D'Urfey's song on Lord Shaftesbury; printed in the rare New Collection of Songs and Poems by Thomas D'Urfey, Gent., 1683, on p. 52: but it belongs to December, 1680.] Tony: A Ballad Made occasionally by reading a late Speech made by a Noble Peer. [TO THE TUNE OF, How unhappy is Phillis in love.] Lot Brow be and tucson lye rotting, like sons of Phanatical sex, Et Oliver now be forgotten, his Policy's quite out of doors, For Tony's grown a Patrician, by voting p.uuup Sedition, Fam'd Politician, the Mouth of all Presbyter Peers. Tony, a Turncoat at Worcester, yet swore he'd maintain the King's Right; Like a chamelion, still changing shape, and his ground. Old Rowley return'd (heaven bless him), from Exile and Danger set free, Pardon'd the matter, and gave him since the Purse and the Mace. But Tony's luck was confounded, the Duke soon smoak'd him a Round-head; From head to heel, Tony was sounded, and Y[or]k put a spoke in his wheel. But Tony that frets in his passion, like Boy that has nettled his breech, Oh, fine Tony! was ever potent Monarch so school'd. The King issues forth Proclamation, by learned and loyal Advice, Sneaking and apish: like holy Quack or Priest in disguise. But Destiny shortly will cross it, for Tony grows gouty and sick, Yet Tony's madder and madder, and M [onmouth] blown like a Bladder, Who grow gladder, that they great Y[or]k are like to undo. And love the King: (So ends my ditty) or else may'st thou swing like a dog in a string. 18 36 54 72 1 A later version reads "And L ce too," meaning John, third Lord Lovelace. |