WHAT Various Ways our Females take, SOME try to learn polite Behaviour, By reading Books against their Saviour. Some call it witty, to reflect On ev'ry natural Defect; Some fhew, they never want explaining, But, fure a Tell-tale out of School Is, of all Wits, the greatest Fool: Her Heart, and from her Lips diftills; ? WHY is a handfome Wife ador'd But, But, view them litter'd on the Floor, Or, ftrung on Pegs behind the Door; Punch is exactly of a Piece With Lorraine's Duke, and Prince of Greece. A PRUDENT Builder should forecaft How long the Stuff is like to last; What Edifice can long endure, Rash Mortals, e'er you take a Wife, Since Beauty scarce endures a Day, ON Senfe and Wit your Paffion found, Let Prudence with good Nature ftrive, Then, Then, come old Age whene'er it will, And, thus a mutual gentle Fire, Shall never but with Life expire. A quibbling ELEGY on the Worshipful Judge BO AT. T Written in the Year 1723. Ö mournful Ditties, Clio, change thy Note, Since cruel Fate hath funk our Juftice Boat; Why should he fink where nothing feem'd to prefs? His Lading little, and his Ballaft lefs. Toft in the Waves of this tempeftuous World, Water fill'd he could no longer float, A Post fo fill'd, on Nature's Laws entrenches, Benches on Boats are plac't, not Boats on Benches. * Two Villages near the Sea, where Boatmen and Seamen live. It was faid he dy'd of a Droply. And And yet our Boat, how fhall I reconcile it? Was both a Boat, and in one Sense a Pilat. He's gone, although his Friends began to hope That he might yet be lifted by a Rope. BEHOLD the awful Bench on which he fat, He was as bard, and pond'rous Wood as that: Yet, when his Sand was out, we find at last, That, Death has overfet him with a Blaft. Our Boat is now fail'd to the Stygian Ferry, There to fupply old Charon's leaky Wherry: Charon in him will ferry Souls to Hell; A Trade, our Boat had practic'd here fo well. And, Cerberus hath ready in his Paws, Both Pitch and Brimstone to fill up his Flaws; Yet, fpight of Death and Fate, I here maintain We may place Boat in his old Poft again. The Way is thus; and well deferves your Thanks : Take the three ftrongest of his broken Planks, Fix them on high, confpicuous to be seen, Form'd like the Triple-Tree near † Stephen's-Green; *A Cant Word for a Jacobite. a Fudge. And, In banging People as + Where the Dublin Gallows ftands. And, when we view it thus, with Thief at End We'll cry; look, here's our Boat, and there's the HE Pendent. The EPITAPH. ERE lies Judge Boat within a Coffin. * Query, Whether the Author meant Scholar, and wilfully miftook? The |