Upon the horrid Plot discovered by Harlequin the B---- of R- $ French Dog. I In a Dialogue between a Whig and a Tory. Written in the Year 1722. ASK'D a Whig the other Night; How came this wicked Plot to Light: Said I, from thence I nothing know A Villain, who his Friend betrays, Whig. But you must know this Dog was lame. A Tory. A weighty Argument indeed ; Your Evidence was lame. Proceed: Come, help your lame Dog o'er the Style. Whig. Sir, you mistake me all this while: I mean a Dog, without a Joke, Can howl, and bark, but never spoke. Tory. I'm still to feek which Dog you mean; Or t'other Puppy that was drown'd, laid a Quart of Nog on't, Whig. Befides, this horrid Plot was found Tory. Why then the Proverb is not right, But, Jacobites are strangely dull. A Dog of Spirit for his Years, Has twice two Legs, two hanging Ears; And that's a Name in ev'ry Plot: Tory. Then all this while have I been bubbled; I thought it was a Dog in Doublet: The Matter now no longer sticks ; For Statefmen never want Dog-tricks. But, But, fince it was a real Curr, And not a Dog in Metaphor, I give you Joy of the Report, That he's to have a Place at Ct. Whig. Yes, and a Place he will grow rich in ; A Turn-fpit in the R-1 Kitchen, Sir, to be plain, I tell you what; And, when we found the Dog begin it, 'And you have prov'd it by Dog-Logick A Dog and B ne'er was seen, Till you began to change the Breed; THE THE Furniture of a Woman's MIND. A Written in the Year 1727. SET of Phrases learn't by Rote; When at a Play, to laugh, or cry, Her Learning mounts to read a Song, Has ev'ry Repartee in Store, She spoke ten Thousand Times before. For |