Yet still are no wiser than we were at first. field, * Would, as he lay under, cry out, Sirrah! yield. And, 'tis your own case, for you never can wound The worst dunce in your school, till he's heaved from the ground. I beg your pardon for using my left hand, but I was in great haste, and the other hand was employed at the same time in writing some letters of business. September 20, 1718.-I will send you the rest when I have leisure: but pray come to dinner with the company you met here last. TO THE DEAN OF ST. PATRICK'S, IN ANSWER TO HIS LEFT-HANDED LETTER. SINCE your poetic prancer is turn'd into Cancer, I'll tell you at once, sir, I'm now not your man, sir; For pray, sir, what pleasure in fighting is found With a coward, who studies to traverse his ground? When I drew forth my pen, with your pen you ran back; But I found out the way to your den by its track: From thence the black monster I drew, o' my con science, [sense. And so brought to light what before was stark nonWhen I with my right hand did stoutly pursue, You turn'd to your left, and you writ like a Jew; Which, good Mister Dean, I can't think so fair, Therefore turn about to the right, as you were; Then if with true courage your ground you maintain, My fame is immortal, when Jonathan's slain : As much as a game-cock's excell'd by a sparrow; As much and much more as the most handsome man Of all the whole world is exceeded by Dan. T. SHERIDAN. This was written with that hand which in others is commonly called the left hand. OFT have I been by poets told, That, poor Jonathan, thou grow'st old. Alas, thy numbers falling all, Poor Jonathan, how they do fall! Thy rhymes, which whilom made thy pride swell, Now jingle like a rusty bridle : Thy verse, which ran both smooth and sweet, Now limp upon their gouty feet: Thy thoughts, which were the true sublime, Alas! what cannot Time subdue ? Time has reduced my wine and you; So that of late we two are grown The jest and scorn of all the town. We two may be as great again; I'll send you wings, and send me wine; This was written with my right hand, at the same time with the other. How does Melpy like this? I think I have vex'd her; Little did she know, I was ambidexter. T. SHERIDAN. TO MR. THOMAS SHERIDAN. REVEREND AND LEARNED SIR, I AM teacher of English, for want of a better, to a poor charity-school, in the lower end of St. Thomas's Street; but in my time I have been a Virgilian, though I am now forced to teach English, which I understood less than my own native language, or even than Latin itself; therefore I made bold to send you the enclosed, the fruit of my Muse, in hopes it may qualify me for the honour of being one of your most inferior Ushers: if you will vouchsafe to send me an answer, direct to me next door but one to the Harrow, on the left hand in Crocker's Lane. I am yours, Reverend Sir, to command, PAT. REYLY. Scribimus indocti doctique poemata passim.-Hor.1 In this cover was enclosed Swift's verses to Sheridan, beginning Delicia Musarum, &c.-Scott. AD te, doctissime Delany, Pauper petens clientelam. Neque cibum neque bonum. Quæris quàm malè sit stomacho num? Iratus valdè valdè latrat, Quin ergo releves ægrotum, Ita in utrumvis oculum, Dormiam bibens vestrum poculum. Quæso, Reverende Vir, digneris hanc epistolam inclusam cum versiculis perlegere, quam cum fastidio abjecit et respuebat Decanus ille (inquam) lepidissimus et Musarum et Apollinis comes. Reverende Vir, De vestrâ benignitate et clementiâ in frigore et fame exanimatos, nisi persuasum esset nobis, hanc epistolam reverentiæ vestræ non scripsissem; quam profectò, quoniam eo es ingenio, in optimam accipere partem nullus dubito. Sævit Boreas, mugiunt procellæ, dentibus invitis maxillæ bellum gerunt. Nec minus, intestino depræliantibus tumultu visceribus, classicum sonat venter. Ea |