But we can fly where'er we please, With care provide you as we go With sunshine, rain, and hail, or snow. We only dip a sponge in water, Then squeeze it close between our thumbs, We'll watch your steps where'er you go; since we find you walk a-foot, And, That Phoebus ever shows his face; But though we own she makes it wetter, Your poets, Chloe's beauty height'ning, Each drab has been compared to Venus. And, if you now so little spare us, Who knows how soon you may compare us To Chartres, Walpole, or a king, If once we let you have your swing. Offensive to all pious ears. To flatter women by a metaphor! What profit could you hope to get of her? But we shall keep revenge in store For, since we know you walk a-foot, AN EPISTLE TO TWO FRIENDS.' SIR, Nov. 23, at night, 1731. WHEN I left you, I found myself of the grape's juice I'm so full of pity I never abuse sick; [sick; And the patientest patient ever you knew sick; Both when I am purge-sick, and when I am spew sick. I pitied my cat, whom I knew by her mew sick : She mended at first, but now she's anew sick. Captain Butler made some in the church black and blue sick. This medley, for it cannot be called a poem, is given as a specimen of those bagatelles for which the Dean hath perhaps been too severely censured.---H. 2 Richard Helsham, M. D., Professor of Physic and Natural Philosophy in the University of Dublin. See the preface to Delany on Polygamy.---N. Dean Cross, had he preach'd, would have made us all pew-sick. Are not you, in a crowd when you sweat and you stew, sick? [sick, Lady Santry got out of the church' when she grew And as fast as she could, to the deanery flew sick. Miss Morice was (I can assure you 'tis true) sick: For, who would not be in that numerous crew sick? Such music would make a fanatic or Jew sick, Yet, ladies are seldom at ombre or loo sick. Nor is old Nanny Shales, whene'er she does brew, [sick, sick. My footman came home from the church of a bruise And look'd like a rake, who was made in the stews sick: But you learned doctors can make whom you choose sick: And poor I myself was, when I withdrew, sick: For the smell of them made me like garlic and rue sick, And I got through the crowd, though not led by a clew, sick. Yet hoped to find many (for that was your cue) sick; But there was not a dozen (to give them their due) sick, And those, to be sure, stuck together like glue sick. 1 St. Patrick's Cathedral, where the music on St. Cecilia's day was usually performed.---F. 2 Vide Grattan, inter Belchamp and Clonshogh.--Dub. ed. So are ladies in crowds, when they squeeze screw, sick; and they [sick; You may find they are all, by their yellow pale hue, So am I, when tobacco, like Robin, I chew, sick. TO DR. SHERIDAN. Nov. 23, at night. IF I write any more, it will make my poor Muse sick. This night I came home with a very cold dew sick, And I wish I may soon be not of an ague sick; But I hope I shall ne'er be like you, of a shrew sick,. Who often has made me, by looking askew, sick. DR. HELSHAM'S ANSWER. THE Doctor's first rhyme would make any Jew sick: |