31 X 653 THREE COURSES AND A DESSERT. INDUCTION. THE purveyor of the ensuing apology for a "feast of reason," takes leave to greet his guests with a hearty, but respectful, welcome. It would be in bad taste for him to dilate at his threshold upon what he has provided for their entertainment: his brief bill of fare will presently be laid before them. He ventures to indulge a hope, that his repast will prove obnoxious to none, and, in some degree, gratifying to many; that those who may discover nothing to their taste in one course, will meet with something piquant in another; that no one "Will drag, at each REMOVE, a lengthening chain;" and, that even if the dishes be disliked, the plates, at least, will please but he feels bound to state, that whatever faults the decorations may be chargeable with, on the score of invention, he, alone, is to blame, and not Mr. George Cruikshank; to whom he is deeply indebted for having embellished his rude sketches in their transfer to wood, and translated them into a proper pictorial state, to make their appearance in public. They have necessarily acquired a value, which they did not intrinsically possess, in passing through the hands of that distinguished artist; of whom it may truly, and on this occasion especially, be said, QUOD TETIGIT, ORNAVIT. Having thus, perhaps rashly, presented himself at the bar of public opinion, conscious as he feels of his own demerits, he can only throw himself on the liberality of his judges, and plead for a lenient sentence. BILL OF FARE. FIRST COURSE-WEST COUNTRY CHRONICLES. Introduction Sir Mathew Ale The Counterpart Cousins Caddy Cuddle The Braintrees The Sham Fight The Bachelor's Darling . Habakkuk Bullwrinkle SECOND COURSE :-) Introduction . Jimmy Fitzgerald The Native and the Odd Fish Timberleg Toe-trap Bat Boroo The Witch's Switch The Weed Witness The Flying Dutchman The Nest Egg Under the Thumb Our Tommy The Dentist The Mushroom The Dillosk Girl THIRD COURSE-MY COUSIN'S CLIENTS. Introduction Adam Burdock The Mathematician The Little Black Porter Page 11 13 17 37 63 103 120 159 177 178 185 198 206 214 225 233 239 245 252 257 262 278 301 303 305 347 |